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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Airsickness bags can be found...

Just look at this bitchin bod. I work hard on this, but I am not all about working out. There is 15 minutes on Tuesday just waiting for you. And, I swear I didn't shit while they took this picture. Not much anyway.

Guys...you know what I had to do to get all these beads. Just imagine what I do for dinner and a movie!

OK...I guess my last photo had something wrong with it. There were so many people saying that I was abusing my dog. Nothing could be further from the truth! I love my dog. I mean I REALLY love my dog.

This is the most recent photo I have. Sorry. I am not nearly as friendly to lions anymore. In fact, I kind of hate lions now. They tell me that the proshthetics look almost real though, and I am pretty sure the scars will fade eventually.

You know...this one just stands on it's own.

5 Comments:

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whitesgem said...: I couldnt have said it better- EEEKKKK!!!!!
Are you SURE that you are not cruising a bizarro-world, parallel dating site? Who TOLD these people that they looked good?; 8:06 AM
Texas_Ivy10 said...: That first dude looks like he is severly constipated. How attractive.

NOT.; 2:36 PM