Hey baby, I am yout treasure. Just follow the trail to my pot of gold. Be prepared though because I am a real woman. No little girl here. Real women have pubes baby, and you can use mine to floss every night if you are the guy.

You need a guy like me. When I'm not taking long walks on the beach or romancing my woman by candlelight. I like to go out on love maneuvers. Baby when I put on my camos of romance you won't know what hit you. My love bazooka is ready for you.

I need a woman that loves animals as much as I do. There is nothing more precious than the love between a man and his dog. I treasure the time I spend loving my dog, caressing my dog, loving on my dog. I REALLY love this dog. Nobody who is jealous of the dog need apply. To be honest, I really don't need you because I have my dog. Damn I love this dog!

I am a confident guy looking to get over the woman seated to my left (your right). I know she looks like she is was too hot to have been with me, but, trust me, she never deserved a man as good as me. And I know she looks like she had a smoking body, but she really didn't There were these moles and she had this birthmark. NASTY! I am looking for someone better, so hit mu up hotties, if you think you measure up.

I am tired of aggressive women. As you can see I seem to be dating women that really don't know how to treat a man. I bet you won't beat me with a bat, tie me to your bumpre and drag me behind your car while honking your horn and letting out a series of louad rebel yells. But if you have to, I understand that sometimes a lady has those moments, and that's OK too.