You gotta be kidding

It's time to make fun of some more pics:

Yeah, I want a man that thinks he can take this title belt from me. Are you man enough you pencil necked geek? I'm going to wrap your spine around the ring post! When I'm done with you you will have to hire a team of nurses! I also like fine french cuisine and vacationing in Aruba. xxxooo

Wanted, my personal prince...of darkness. I need a man that can summon the inner demon in me and make me wail like a banshee. There is no limit to how much sacrifice I am willing to undertake. You must make my heart race and my blood flow, because that's what I am going to do for you.

Baby, you know you'll be my only love. Sure I have lots of other ho's, I mean ladies, but you're the only one that matters. I will take care of all your needs. Why would one of my ladies need cash? Just give me my money bitch! I mean, honey, let me take all those trivial worries about cash off your hands. A fine lady like you don't need to worry about such petty things.

Every woman needs a man that can provide, and baby, I am that guy. Just look at ma fish! That is one fine fish I caught. You know any man that can catch a bass like that will take good care of you. At least you will never go hungry. Must be up for early mornings and be able to cook, especially fish. I have ma own boat, and it's sweet, but if you think you have a better one you're gonna have to prove it.

Hi. I recently returned from a tour in Iraq. I am looking for a woman to help me enjoy being back in civilization. As you can see I am a fighter pilot, which makes me a better man than the guy you are with now. I know this isn't the best picture. I swear it is me. But our flight suits kind of make it look like we have pasted our heads on someone else's body. But it's really me, I swear. Why would I lie?