You know you want him

I know I normally pick on several people, but today we are going to focus on just one guy. Not one ad…but one guy.

Here we have a guy that has got to have 100 profiles. As I don’t personally surf the guys' ads, and I had no idea where he lives so I couldn’t really do the research even if I wanted to, so I can’t really say how big his impact is on the site. But I am betting that the women in his hometown have about a one in 3 chance of having him pop-up as a guy for them to consider.


I base this on the fact that, when he posts ads, he comes up about every tenth ad I have to review. Imagine this for just a second. When I am moderating ads I cannot limit based on gender, sexuality, age or location. But this guy’s various ads make up about 10% of the ads I am reviewing. There are hundreds of people that moderate these ads, so who knows how many he has posted. And each of these pics represents a seperate ad. It's not like I took all the pics from one ad. It's one pic per ad for Christ's sake!

The ads caught my eye at first because, well, they are pathetic. I’m sorry, but the guys doing the bodybuilder poses look like total tools to me. I give him props for not posing with his shirt off, but, with how much of an attention whore he is I am willing to bet that he has some horribly disfiguring scars that he thinks would hurt his chances with the ladies. I am betting they are truly revolting.


I kind of regret not saving the first picture he submitted over, and over, and over. In that one he was posing with his back to the camera doing the whole bicep bulge thing. As you know, I find that really cheesy. I found it extremely cheesy the 20th time I saw the pic. The cheesiness increased as it showed up repeatedly over about a week.

I mean, it’s one thing if you happen to be searching for “fuzzy handcuffs, spanking, forearms and kinky”. You would expect to see the same guy over and over because, let’s be honest, how many people have those keywords? (BTW, if you know the answer to that question I really don’t want you to tell me.”) But when you have every possible person on a huge site showing up and you get to where you recognize someone, something is just wrong.


Hell, it’s bad enough that, in an effort to find the aforementioned bicep pic I actually stopped writing to see if it would happen to pop up in the moderation. It took about 5 minutes. (That’s how I know the keywords you pervert.) Unfortunately a quick search with those keywords didn’t come up with those pictures, although there are way too many guys listing “fuzzy handcuffs”, and the guys that list “spanking” really scared me.

I can’t really decide if he is a narcissist or just desperate for affirmation, but, regardless, lets give him what he wants!

So here you have it. The greatest stud on the planet (just ask him).