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Thursday, December 22, 2005

And I can levitate

I know I am a pretty face, but I want to be so much more. Of course, that isn't really possible since I don't have a body. I know that some guys will see that as a problem, but I see it as a blessing. It doesn't take me any time at all to get dressed. I do need someone to help me with my hair and make-up, and you will have to carry me around. But I fit comfortably in one of those baby carriers. Oh, and did I mention I give great head?

2 Comments:

Monkey said...: ROFL!

Hilarious stuff!

Nice to meet you!; 2:04 PM
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