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Monday, December 12, 2005

Boldly going where no creep has gone before

Come to me my Klingon princess! Let us battle in the arena of combat. I strike you with my sword of love, and you hit back with your battle breasts. Our passion builds as we feast on the blood of our enemies, and then on the flesh of the fallen. You bite my neck, and the blood begins to flow. I pull your hair exposing your throat to my attack. You are defeated as the mating begins.

5 Comments:

Susan said...: Hi there, I came across your blog via BE. I love it! It definately sums up the picks of the litter!; 6:21 PM
Em said...: Wasn't this a guitarist in NIN????

PS. I also love your blog ;); 6:29 PM
Anonymous said...: I think I dated him...; 7:08 PM
Anonymous said...: he looks like the evil dude in the painting of ghostbusters 2; 7:06 PM
Ashes said...: For some reason he reminds me of a long haird conan o brien; 10:30 PM