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Saturday, December 31, 2005

I march to support pride


I think women are intimidated by my rugged masculinity. I just never seem to find a woman. Just last week, when this picture was taken, I but on my leather vest and pants to march in some parade to support pride. I think it's good to be proud, so it seemed like a good cause. I figured some chicks would surely notice me, but I only got to talk to other guys. Then some of the guys asked me to go with them to a bar, and I couldn't even get a woman to dance. They all just wanted to dance with each other. To top it off, one of the guys asked me to go to his place. He said we could have some real hot sex, but when I got there, there were no chicks at all! Just he and I. He must have been drunk because he decided we should have sex! I didn't want to hurt my new friend's feelings, so I went ahead and did it with him. I really felt sorry for that poor confused guy. Anyway, if you are able to handle a rugged yet sensitive guy like me, drop me a line. I sure could use the company. Oh, and if you have some Advil that would be a godsend. For some reason my butt has been hurting all week! It's hurt so bad I haven't been able to leave my friend's place. He sure does get confused a lot. Sometimes twice a night!

2 Comments:

Blogger brian423 said...

LOL

3:21 PM  
Blogger Authorian Legend said...

Your blog is hilarious! :-D

1:03 PM  

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