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That's where we come in.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

One day girls will run on hydrogen

WANTED: Single woman looking for man. Must be sweet, honest, cute, financially stable, emotionally mature and spiritually centered. Also must have lots of outlets and extension cords. Prefer a man with a DC to AC converter for his car, so we can go out without me worrying about my batteries running out.

3 Comments:

Eugene Assrifle said...: Hi. I don't know if you've ever thought about accepting reader submissitted personals or not. If you have, I've added instructions on the Collectivized Blog Collective
It seems this stuff would work well on your blog and I'll get you listed there if you decide to start taking in submissions.; 7:00 AM
Kourt said...: What the hell? That girl has some serious materialistic issues..; 6:45 PM
indygirl said...: I wonder how long it takes to electrically charge a woman?; 10:41 AM