You see this board? This is the board Ima beat your ass with if you don't go out with me. Don't think I won't do it just because I have 4 acquittals. Technicalities are a bitch. Well, for the cops anyway. For me, technicalities kick ass. In fact, I love technicalities almost as much as I love beatin your ass with this board. So you best message me now, or I will find you. Oh, and I like puppies too.
That's a rapper. His name is David Banner, at least that's what he goes by.
This is a new level of scary: using a famous (sort of) person's picture instead of your own. A pretty clear indication that you have no intention of meeting the person, since they'll realize pretty fast that you aren't David Banner and, rather, just like to engage in e-frottage.
I actually wondered. I see a lot of celebs and those, of course, get rejected. I am keeping this one up though. Using a celebrity is one thing, but a scowling celebrity with a 2x4...
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That's a rapper. His name is David Banner, at least that's what he goes by.
This is a new level of scary: using a famous (sort of) person's picture instead of your own. A pretty clear indication that you have no intention of meeting the person, since they'll realize pretty fast that you aren't David Banner and, rather, just like to engage in e-frottage.
I actually wondered. I see a lot of celebs and those, of course, get rejected. I am keeping this one up though. Using a celebrity is one thing, but a scowling celebrity with a 2x4...
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