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Sunday, January 08, 2006

Don't be mean to me!

OK, so I was born wothout a nose. So I have an ailment that makes my skin less than smooth. Does that mean I am not worthy of love? Why are you guys so superficial? Why can't you see beyond the surface and see the wonderful woman I am? I am so tired of being called a "mouth breather". What am I supposed to do, suffocate? And "wall face" is just cruel. I may have to just give up if I don't find someone soon. Maybe if I included a cleavage shot showing all 3 of my voluptuous tits in all their glory.

2 Comments:

ShutteredEye said...: Love the blog!; 2:46 PM
Pikkel Weezel said...: Hey, don't forget Elvis Travolta.
http://pikkelweezel.blogspot.com/2006/01/meet-elvis-travolta-shitdick-updated.html; 3:58 PM