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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Hi, I'm Melissa Durante


OK, I am a very creative woman, and I need the same from a guy. Can you think outside the box? Can you handle life's challenges with unique solutions? How do you handle it when you face a seemingly insurmountable problem? In my life I have faced many challenges. For example, my surgeon came to me and explained that he just couldn't fit any more silicon in by boobs. Most women would let this get them down, but not me. I said to him, "Then let's find some other place to start putting it!" I knew some women like to make their lips bigger, but that is done with collagen. But NOBODY has ever used silicon to get a fuller nose. So that is what we have done, and look at the amazing results! You know you want me, but can you handle me?


10 Comments:

Anonymous adena said...

haha! I knew the draw of the nose was too good to ignore!

1:43 PM  
Blogger Thao said...

Maybe she should have saved herself a cup size and put that money towards the nose.

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eee-gads... that's just downright scary!

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the brunette's rack (and nose) much much better.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

I guess when your schnoz is that big you have to do SOMETHING to deter people from looking at your face....lol

10:48 AM  
Blogger Alex said...

I believe the nose is a result of her silicon allergy. A little Benadryl and she would be as cute and perky as Kate Beckinsale.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Crazy Like A Fox said...

Good Lord, why on earth would someone waste good money to get monstrously fake boobs and not fix that horrible nose. Maybe she has silicone for brains too.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Clublint said...

I think that's why she paid for the breast enlargements.

To take the attention away from the face, yet still, it compels me like watching the aftermath of a train wreck.

Deb

12:45 AM  
Anonymous Trinity said...

She looks like a Fraggle.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In twenty years, people will mistake her breasts for ankle fat.

10:14 PM  

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