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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

I have a dream

I need a woman that can support my life's ambition. We all have dreams in life. Some want to be doctors. Others want to play baseball. For me, I want to be the first male Playboy Bunny. Yeah, I know the Playboy clubs have shut down, but I think they will be back. And when they are, I want to be the first man to do the "bunny dip" with Hef's martini.

2 Comments:

waxxbee said...: woo! the easter bunny's cumming!; 10:05 PM
brian423 said...: As the author of Reflections on Playboy, I can appreciate this post. Also, it reminds me of the scene in A Christmas Story when the boy has to put on a ridiculous pink bunny costume.; 12:29 PM