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Friday, January 20, 2006

Why can't I catch the bouquet?

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Why can't I find that special woman? All of my friends have girlfriends or wives. Some actually have both! But I just can't seem to find someone. So here I sit, in my satin and chiffon, waiting for you to drop me a line. Will you be the woman to get me to be the one saying I do, instead of being the one holding the bouquet?

4 Comments:

frvfvsdvdsv said...: Great blog, really made me laugh!; 2:40 PM
Arwen said...: I think the guy needs to try ecru or peach, they would be a better color on him.; 7:44 PM
Anonymous said...: WTF???
If only he could find a girl the same size and they could share thier wardrobe.; 12:02 AM
DCSportsChick said...: That is f***in' awesome!; 4:48 PM