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Friday, January 06, 2006

Would it be better to stand outside a proctologist's office?

You know, I have tried everything and I just have no luck finding men. I have stood outside bathrooms all over this great land of ours, and while I see lots of men, they seem to ignore me. Well, some of them don't ignore so much as look at me with disgust and run away. As you can see I have even tried the handicap stalls, because they can't get away as fast. But, you know what, those guys are fucking fast in those chairs! So, here I am. Come to me my loves!

1 Comments:

The FREZ. said...: Ahhh...finally I've found one of those cake shops that serve those little yellow cakes in that shiny white bowl.Mmmmmm.......I love free cake.; 5:19 AM