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Friday, February 24, 2006

Cheetah like Tarzan wood!

Me Tarzan. You Jane. Me want date. Tarzan like sex. We have sex. You bend over now. Me have wood. Look at Tarzan wood! My wood good. You like my wood?

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10 Comments:

(Not) Dear Abby said...: Sadly his pathetic stunt might have actually worked...if his name were The Rock.; 3:22 PM
sassyassy said...: yucky--too skinny and looks prepubescent.; 8:19 PM
R. U. Serious said...: I just post em. I don't take the pics.; 8:19 PM
Arwen said...: If he had a bigger penis it might work, otherwise it is just plain goofy.Actually, after looking again, I think the fringe would tickle a woman's tummy too much and be disconcerting.; 8:23 PM
jane said...: Me Jane! But that sure the hell isn't my Tarzan! That kids a fraud. Give my man back his loincloth!; 9:09 PM
TNChick said...: hehehe...

stoppin' in durin' BOTB :); 11:17 PM
hellonheels said...: Thats not Tarzan..that's Boy.; 2:02 AM
elsa said...: Your blog is hysterical! THANK YOU! :-); 3:02 PM
Foilwoman said...: I don't think this one goes for the girls. At least, that's not the vibe I'm getting.; 10:43 PM
R. U. Serious said...: All I know is there are certain sites where this kind of pic works, and I don't go to those sites.; 10:45 PM