I believe in getting right down to business, and not wasting any time. Here I am. I shit. Deal with it. If you can't handle knowing I shit, move along. There is no room for secrets in a relationship. Besides, everybody shits. If you don't shit, you die. I don't want to die, so I shit. So if you want a real man, shit and all, drop me a line. Oh, and can you get me a roll of toilet paper? Thanks.
So your one of those guys who likes to take a shit eh? I prefer to leave them, so i am crapping in your comments box right now. You can take it if you want it. Just joking, I like the cut of your jibberish dude.
I wonder if anybody would respond if I posted a personal ad admitting to being a prostitute, and saying "deal with it!" I'd probably get a lot of replies from guys looking for a freebie f#ck, but not a serious relationship. So much for just being yourself...
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This is absolutley sick. Sick and twisted.
So your one of those guys who likes to take a shit eh? I prefer to leave them, so i am crapping in your comments box right now. You can take it if you want it. Just joking, I like the cut of your jibberish dude.
I wonder if anybody would respond if I posted a personal ad admitting to being a prostitute, and saying "deal with it!" I'd probably get a lot of replies from guys looking for a freebie f#ck, but not a serious relationship. So much for just being yourself...
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