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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Want me to drive by your house, repeatedly?

Hi. I am a really nice guy. If you want someone who is attentive, I am your man. In fact, I remain attentive even after we break up. Take this picture for example. This was taken by my last ex as she played with her kids in the park. The DA was nice enough to give me a copy after the trial. Now, I will tell you that I can't travel right now. I'm not supposed to go more than 500 feet from my house, actually. But it's OK because there is a restaurant on the corner, so it won't crimp our style at all.

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3 Comments:

evelgal said...: that's freakin funny, i luv it! you've been bookmarked; 12:16 AM
Donna said...: That's just crazy...but hilarious! Found ya on blogmad..keep up good work :); 1:07 PM
Surge84 said...: Funny; 8:35 AM