I have carpal tunnel too

OK, I didn't want to post this ad, but I was forced to. No I'm not another pathetic loser who claims their friend "made" them place an ad. I know that's bullshit.

It was my doctor.

See, it's been a long time since my last date. I don't have a problem with that but my doctor says I have to get out and meet some people. Sure it's not always easy having my hand stuck like this, but I am OK with that. I like my alone time. I mean I REALLY like my alone time! But the doctor says I have to do something, and part of that is letting the muscles in my hand relax. I had an idea involving alternating hands, but he said that wasn't really the point, whatever that means.

So, anyway, I need a date. Drop me a line if you're interested. I'll be in my room. (But knock first, OK?)

Make up your own ad, or offer some medical alternatives, in the forum.



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