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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Did I mention I shit?

If you are going to go out with me, you need to know something: I shit. In fact, I shit every say. Some days I shit 2 or 3 times depending on what I ate. If I am not feeling well it can be even more! I had a lot of pizza last week, and didn't shit for a couple of days, but eventually I did start shitting again. If you want to be with me, you need to accept that I shit, OK. Oh, and I also leave the door open when I shit. I like people to talk to me, sing to me, tell me stories... I even like having my picture taken when I shit! So, if you want a guy that shits, drop me a line. Because I shit.

Discuss how bodily functions affect your dating in the forums.



3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a crappy photo.

7:39 PM  
Blogger R. U. Serious said...

Yes, some of the ads are shitty.

1:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at least he had the sense to pull the front of his shirt over his groin

12:32 PM  

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