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Saturday, May 20, 2006

I like balls!

I need a coach. I have to be honest that a Lamaze coach won't cut it. I am really big on Pilates, so when I found out I was pregnant, I decided I needed a birthing process based on Pilates. Luckily for me my Pilates instructor knew about a new system, called Pillaze. So, since my baby's daddy doesn't want anything to do with it (can you believe he called me nuts?!?) I dumped him and am in search of a new guy. So, if you want to help me give birth to my child while balanced in several inflatable rubber balls, drop me a line. If you're good maybe I'll show you my Pilates Sutra book.

Tell us about your balls in the forums. Well, tell us in the forum, about your balls. I am assuming you don't have any balls IN the forum.

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