I'm strong enough to be your man
I am a guy who is willing to do things like hold your purse while you shop, talk to you about your feelings and even hold a sign that says "Snuggle Bunny Woo-Woo" and has a lot of hearts and stuff on it, at an airport, where I am likely to see people I know. A stupide fucking sign that makes me look like a total fucking dusche in public. A sign that embarassed me more than that time in 3rd grade when I peed my pants at school and then the teacher called me to the blackboard to do a math problem, and all the rest of the kids called me Pee-pee Petey for the rest of the year until I finally had to change schools and try to get on with my life even though it didn't really help because I was so emotionally scarred that I didn't ever really heal. I mean, it's hard for a kid, you know? But I'll do that for you. I mean, I'm fine, really. I don't mind doing it, I swear.Tell us about your wet pants in the forum.








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