Faster than an elderly dachshund. More powerful than a toy train. Able to leap Lego buildings in a single bound. It's SuperDork! That's right, SuperDork. Creepy visitor from down the street who came to your house with powers and abilities far less impressive than those of normal men! SuperDork, who can change the course of running sprinklers, bend pipe cleaners in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Dick Trickle, mild-mannered cashier for a national hamburger chain, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and to find a woman willing to sleep with him!
Did you notice he is covering his package? Notice he only needs one hand? Tell me why, in the forums.
Faster than an elderly dachshund. More powerful than a toy train. Able to leap Lego buildings in a single bound. It's SuperDork! That's right, SuperDork. Creepy visitor from down the street who came to your house with powers and abilities far less impressive than those of normal men! SuperDork, who can change the course of running sprinklers, bend pipe cleaners in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Dick Trickle, mild-mannered cashier for a national hamburger chain, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and to find a woman willing to sleep with him!
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