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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Hey, it's a good trade!

I don't want much from a guy. You need to be caring and considerate. You need to take good care of me and treat me right. He should pamper me and make me feel special. Oh, and he needs to be willing to give me his eternal soul so I can give it to The Dark Lord in a sacrifice.

If you're interested in eternal damnation, drop her a line in the forums.

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...: shes cute but theres no way shes having my soul; 4:33 PM
Anonymous said...: Hah! I already sold my soul. She'll have to settle for the month-old milk in the fridge.; 2:24 AM