At least the last naked apron guy had a good body!
I was going to post an ad pointing out how this dorky looking guy is standing naked in his kitchen except for an apron. I was considering pointing out that he must not be too concerned with anything getting singed, so we can make certain assumptions about what is under the apron. I even considered poking fun at his haircut and the fact his legs are a little hairier than the average chimp. Then I read the text of his ad. On top of all these winning traits, ladies, this guy is taken! That's right. He says he is looking to get some on the side! So you may want to hurry up and get some. Heaven knows there will be a line of ladies looking to have meaningless sex with this stud. I'll start a forum thread for interested ladies.
Ya know what's really sad? The fact that there are *LOTS* of women out there who will jump this guy in a heartbeat. Then bitch about how "all the good ones are taken". Just sad, it is.
I was going to post an ad pointing out how this dorky looking guy is standing naked in his kitchen except for an apron. I was considering pointing out that he must not be too concerned with anything getting singed, so we can make certain assumptions about what is under the apron. I even considered poking fun at his haircut and the fact his legs are a little hairier than the average chimp. Then I read the text of his ad.
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Ya know what's really sad? The fact that there are *LOTS* of women out there who will jump this guy in a heartbeat. Then bitch about how "all the good ones are taken". Just sad, it is.
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