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Friday, September 01, 2006

Freebird!

I have to be honest, I have a past. Spending the last 30 years as a roadie for Skynard got me a lot of groupie ass. You know, even after all the good guys in the band died or quit or whatever, these broads are still all over me to get to the band. But I am ready to move beyond that point in my life. I mean, shit, these chicks were hot as hell when they were 18, but they all look like they were rode hard and put away wet. I guess the life of a groupie is a hard one. Like this chick in Tulsa, I swear I fucked her granddaughter, but she says it was her. I don't see how that's possible, but whatever. So it's time for some chicks that haven't spent their lives blowing guys like me so they could blow other guys. I think all those blowjobs make them age fast or something. So much for the protein is good for the skin thing.

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2 Comments:

Strider said...: That's a woman???; 8:51 AM
R. U. Serious said...: Ummm...no.; 10:57 AM

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