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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Fun with actual text 9/25/06

Yes, it's time for "Fun With Actual Text":

"Hey, Whats up? I'm Gina, 19 years old & in college. I am outgoing, fun, and shy at first. I recently quit drinking. UPDATED: I decided to just slow down on the drinking i could not quit completely it is too much fun."

Please allow me to translate.

"Hi, I'm an alcoholic. Wanna party?"

Tell me how make the perfect martini in the forums.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous said...: She's cute, in college, and likes to party. Where's the scary?; 8:34 AM
R. U. Serious said...: Oh, I dunno. Perhaps the fact she actually tried to quit drinking and couldn't.; 2:47 PM

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