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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

I wrote my ad with both hands tied behind my back

Hi! Thanks for checking out my profile. We are bound to get along. That is, of course, you make me gag when I see your pic. If you're a little out of shape, that's OK. I can whip you in to shape in no time. Of course, I sometimes have to restrain myself from moving too fast. Not that I am chained to traditions or anything. Please be patient with me if it takes me a while to respond. I am often tied up.

Ya'll are making me think you're restraints are keeping you from being able to respond in the forum.

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1 Comments:

MadMac said...: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She'll have so many guys after her that she will NEVER get that gag out of her mouth!; 4:17 PM

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