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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Never seen black dental floss before

Come and get some. You know you want me. I WILL help you fulfill that "sex on a beach" fantasy. I spend a lot of time at the beach. For some reason the lifeguards always tell me never to come back though. I wonder why that is?

Help this guy understand.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous said...: That thong would be scary on a young guy with a full head of hair and glutes that have actually seen recent exercise - on this guy, it's just wrong.; 10:46 PM
Anonymous said...: my GOD thats scary; 7:46 AM
MadMac said...: I would say that that is just not right, but it's waaaaay beyond that. He might catch a few crabs with that thing, but never a woman.; 10:59 AM
Tara said...: I fear for any sea life swimming nearby. He sends out death-by-nausea vibes.; 9:07 PM