How many rules does this one ad break?

Ladies, as if the fact I am clearly well put together, and also have some serious fashion sense (see my stylish headgear?) weren't enough, you must have noticed my most important feature: my huge plunger. Yes, it is a truly large plunger. And in case you're wondering, yes, I do know how to use it. I can truly plunge the deepest depths. I can remove whatever may be blocking your pipes. And, seriously, isn't a plunger more gentle than a roto-rooter?


Insert your own snarky comment here. Frankly, I think the plunger speaks for itself.