I am not a man to be taken lightly

Ladies, I have 2 things to say. First, I am once again available. Yes, that's right, I am on the market. So your chance has come.

Second, and pay very close attention to this. If you break my heart I WILL make your head vanish. I'm serious. I can do it. See these two? We were supposed to meet for drinks and they didn't show up. Now they know better. As you can see, they are very prompt when we have an appointment now. So, I suggest you think very carefully about how you treat me. You wouldn't want this to happen to you.


This one seriously does scare me. I mean, the whole face thing is one thing (it's called cropping people) but that expression kind of reminds me of that kid from the old Twilight Zone that sent people that pissed him off "to the corn".