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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Friday, July 18, 2008

I wasn't like this before I vacationed in Iran

WANTED: Understanding woman who has her own protective anti-radiation suit. Must be comfortable dealing with occasional radiation sickness and glowing in the dark (having a sleep mask a big plus). Working nights and sleeping during the day has generally worked best. Also must not be easily disturbed by seeing her own bones when in close proximity. Very interested in hot nuclear physicists.

New rule, in addition to no photoshopping or adding your own text, do not utilize odd image manipulation tools.

Labels: glow in the dark, male, personal ad, radioactive, x-ray