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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Look closely at this guy

I have standards. As you can see, if you don't meet my standards you won't get anywhere with me. So I ask you to do this. Look at the man in this picture. Do you look better than he does? Do you really? Because if you don't, don't waste my time. I'm serious here. It wasn't just his bad breath that made me turn my head, although it was pretty rank. This tool just doesn't measure up. So look in the mirror. Are you any better? Are you sure?

I swear we've seen this girl before. I'm too fucking lazy to check the archives and find out, but I swear I've seen her before.

Labels: brunette, female, no way, personal ad, turned cheek

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