Not the only way I'm 2 fisted baby

I was thinking about you. I was sitting here in this bakery, saw they had beer, and not only got myself one, but grabbed you one as well. In fact, I waited a good 3 or 4 minutes for you to show up. So, because I was afriad it was going to get warm, I just drank it myself. In fact, I sat at the table drinking both of them at the same time. Some people kind of gave me strange looks, but screw them I liked the beer. And where the hell were you?


Because women like nothing more than a man who thinks ahead and drinks 2 beers at once.