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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Why do they hate us again?

Frankly I just don't get women. Here I am in Iraq and do the ladies give me any play? Hell no. I tried local attire but they still aren't interested. Surely they recognize my very friendly "hang loose" hand gesture, which I use when out on patrol. Even when I do get one to come back to the base with me they get all offended by the pictures of American babes on my wall. It's just ridiculous. I can't wait to get back to The States and women that make sense.

I'm gonna keep wearing the robes and shit though.

I am all for supporting our troops, but seriously, I have to think this guy would manage to look as much like a douche if he was posting his ad from the US, And he'd probably still make the stupid hand gesture.

Labels: douche, male, personal ad, robes, soldier

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