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Sunday, July 20, 2008

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I figured I might as well just post my pic the way you are likely to see me if we go out. See, I'm narcoleptic. It was bound to come up eventually so I am just laying my cards on the table. So, if we go out, don't be surprised if I just suddenly doze off. It happens. Don't take it personally. It doesn't mean you're boring. Well, it probably doesn't mean your boring. On the other hand if you are boring, it just might be your fault. Regardless, I have a simple demand. If I fall asleep on our date keep your fucking hands off me!

You know, she's really kind of cute. It's too bad she has a sleep disorder. I have one too, but it just means I don't ever feel like getting out of bed. Anyway, I wonder if she snores?

Labels: female cute, narcoleptic, personal ad, sleeping

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