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That's where we come in.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Even Obi-wan can't help this guy

I think you would like a guy like me. I'm really nice, I swear. But, if being a nice guy isn't enough, I have another little secret. See, I'm a Jedi. I know you thought Jedis were only in movies, but we're not. So I can do some really cool Jedi shit like make stuff levitate and all that. Plus dead Jedis come back and talk to me, which is really cool. When was the last time you went out with a guy who would bring friends to hang out that were semi-transparent and glow in the dark? I bet your last boyfriend's friends were neither semi-transparent nor glowing. I could be wrong, but I'm willing to bet I'm not.

The problem is that the ladies have not really been too impressed with this guy's "light saber".

Labels: glowing, jedi, male, personal ad

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