<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener("load", function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <iframe src="http://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID=17512846&blogName=Scary+Personals&publishMode=PUBLISH_MODE_FTP&navbarType=BLUE&layoutType=CLASSIC&homepageUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F&searchRoot=http%3A%2F%2Fblogsearch.google.com%2F" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" height="30px" width="100%" id="navbar-iframe" title="Blogger Navigation and Search"></iframe> <div></div> <script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"> </script> <script type="text/javascript"> _uacct = "UA-256693-1"; urchinTracker(); </script>

Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Is that you Leatherface?

I'm looking for a new woman. I had a woman, but she's, um, gone now. No, I haven't seen her. I swear I have no idea where she is. I had a woman before her too, but I don't know where she is either. Honestly, I have no clue! In fact, I have no idea where the last 32 women I have been with are. None of them! Why are you harassing me? I'm not posting anything else without an attorney present!

You have got to see the lampshades this guy made.

Labels: chainsaw, male, personal ad, serial killer, tattoos