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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Friday, September 05, 2008

She really should have worn the thong

I like big sluts and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny.
When a girl walks in and grinds on your groin,
And makes you spring your loins,
You get a really goofy ass grin on your face and look like a total tool because no woman wants to go out on a date with some moron who poses with what, were it not for the lack of a t-back, looks like a stripper giving him a lap dance

As sluts go she's not bad looking I guess.

Labels: male, personal ad, slutty, stripper