I think women are intimidated by my rugged masculinity. I just never seem to find a woman. Just last week, when this picture was taken, I but on my leather vest and pants to march in some parade to support pride. I think it's good to be proud, so it seemed like a good cause. I figured some chicks would surely notice me, but I only got to talk to other guys. Then some of the guys asked me to go with them to a bar, and I couldn't even get a woman to dance. They all just wanted to dance with each other. To top it off, one of the guys asked me to go to his place. He said we could have some real hot sex, but when I got there, there were no chicks at all! Just he and I. He must have been drunk because he decided we should have sex! I didn't want to hurt my new friend's feelings, so I went ahead and did it with him. I really felt sorry for that poor confused guy. Anyway, if you are able to handle a rugged yet sensitive guy like me, drop me a line. I sure could use the company. Oh, and if you have some Advil that would be a godsend. For some reason my butt has been hurting all week! It's hurt so bad I haven't been able to leave my friend's place. He sure does get confused a lot. Sometimes twice a night!
Whats up? I like to go out dancing with my brother at the Roxbury. We really love the song "What Is Love". Once that beat hits I just can't help moving. Usually it's my head, but sometimes my bro and I will get a girl and do our own little bump. The babes love it, they just have to act offended cause, you know, that's what they're supposed to do. So, you know, if you want to hit the floor, hit me up. But bring a chick for my bro cause otherwise he and I will have to share you. Not that we mind doing that.
When I see you at the Meadowlands for our date on Saturday you are going to get a royal smackdown! You may think you can take my belt, but I am the most awesome dater to hit the circuit in 20 years. I am a legend in my own time, and nobody can take what I dish out across the square table baby! When I lay my smackdown on you, you will be my bitch, because I...am...the... greatest...date! Woooooooooooooooo
I am so tired of people telling me "act your age". I see no reason in the world I shouldn't dress how I like and act like I like. What's wrong with wearing stilletos and a micro mini to the AARP meetings? I am a free spirit. And if I want to have my picture taken from below as I stand on a ladder in an extremely short dress with stockings on, I'm going to do it dammit!
I am a man who is not afraid to admit, I love my mother. Yes, she is a real sweetheart. I have always said you can never trust a man who doesn't love his mother. As you can see, I have a great reason to love her, because she has such amazing fashion sense! Having mom pick out my clothes for me is one of my favorite parts of the day. I also like the time we spend watching Judge Judy. I want a woman who appreciates a soul like me who loves his mom. Heck, if things go well, you can watch Judge Judy with us!
Ladies, I know everyone pretends it's not true, but the most important thing is size, and we all know that. Well, my equipment is huge. Just look at this pic. Have you ever seen such a big gun? Believe me, not only is my gun big, I have been trained how to use it. So, if you think you can handle a man with a weapon like mine, hit me up. Yeah baby...ready, aim, FIRE!
Just look at that body. Am I not seriously CUT? You have to want me when you see that body, AND I know that you do. Now, don't worry. This may be a black and white photo, but my complexion is far from PASTEy. I am truly a bronzed Greek Adonis. Why would I lie?
I know I am a pretty face, but I want to be so much more. Of course, that isn't really possible since I don't have a body. I know that some guys will see that as a problem, but I see it as a blessing. It doesn't take me any time at all to get dressed. I do need someone to help me with my hair and make-up, and you will have to carry me around. But I fit comfortably in one of those baby carriers. Oh, and did I mention I give great head?
Mature young man seeks woman for romance. I am sensitive and sweet, and did I mention mature? I love music, poetry and acting mature. I like to treat a woman with respect and would never do anything childish that might embarrass her, because I am so mature. If that is what you want in a man, I am your guy, because I am very mature.
I Know I was doing something cause, like, there is this picture thing on my screen. I think it's a picture of me. Yeah, that looks like me. So, like, my picture is up on the screen! This is cool! I got on the Internet! The whole world can see me, man! How did that happen? Who is putting my picture on web sites? What are they doing? Man, I think they are trying to get me! This sucks man! Is it 4:20 yet?
It is so great to finally have a place to post a personal ad if you are a dog lover like me! So many people don't understand the special bond between a woman and her dog's tongue. But I love my dog, and my dog loves me right back. Actually, the dog loves me more than I love her, but that is just because she is much more used to licking things than I am. So, if you are a guy who can handle my dog being so special, gimme a holla. Oh, and if you just want to trady dog pics, that's cool too. I prefer female dogs though.
I know it's hard to believe, but I am not looking for a mother for my baby. I really am prepared to go through this by myself. But that doesn't mean I want to be alone, if you know what I mean. My hormones have been racing! I just can't get enough! I'm sure it's normal for a man in my condition. Everything I have read about being an expectant parent told me that these kinds of things are normal. Now, I am not saying I'm easy. I still plan on being very selective, so don't think you can just take advantage of me because I am "with child". You still need to be a sweet, caring and attractive woman if you want to be with me. Besides, with this natural glow, I can afford to be picky!
Are you a girl that likes to have a good time? If so, I will be your Superman. Look at that body! Check out those eyes! Have you ever seen someone so together? I know it's hard to believe a guy like me lacks female companionship, but I am having trouble finding the right woman. Sure I meet some great women, but they always end up being less than what I expected. I have had some really rough mornings as a result. Of course, I am not a morning person anyway. I just don't feel my best in the morning. I wonder why that is?
WANTED: Single woman looking for man. Must be sweet, honest, cute, financially stable, emotionally mature and spiritually centered. Also must have lots of outlets and extension cords. Prefer a man with a DC to AC converter for his car, so we can go out without me worrying about my batteries running out.
Come to me my Klingon princess! Let us battle in the arena of combat. I strike you with my sword of love, and you hit back with your battle breasts. Our passion builds as we feast on the blood of our enemies, and then on the flesh of the fallen. You bite my neck, and the blood begins to flow. I pull your hair exposing your throat to my attack. You are defeated as the mating begins.
I am a rugged, outdoor type. I spend as much time outside as I can. But I need someone to spend my time with. Mostly because I have some spots I just can't reach with the sunscreen. OK, I forgot the sunscreen. Are you happy? Now I need a woman who will do the little things, like bring me some aloe and apply it generously to my entire body. Did I mention that I like going outside naked? OK. I admit it. I was naked. In fact I fell asleep outside naked. I do that a lot. So, basically, I am looking for a woman who will apply sunscreen to my naked body wherever I may be.
I'm to sexy for my ad, too sexy for my ad so sexy it's saaaaaaaaaad. Just look at my nipple. LOOK AT IT! You want it. You know you want it. My nipple is calling to you. It beckons you. It mesmerizes you. All you can think of is my nipple. As you drive your car each stop sign is my nipple. As you sleep tonight my nipple will run around in your dreams. It teases you. It taunts you. You will never get my nipple out of your mind.
Anyone will tell you that before you love another, you must first love yourself. And boy do I! I am truly one of the greatest guys you will ever meet. In fact, I really am not sure you are good enough for me. If you think you measure up, drop me a line. Wait...Scratch that. You have to KNOW you measure up. If you have doubts then you obviously aren't good enough for me. Oh, and I do have more pictures of myself if you want them. Lots more!
Hi. I am the loving mother of a wonderful baby. If that is a problem, just don't bother. I am tired of men that can't handle the fact I have a baby. Why are they so insecure? And the cruel things they have said! If you love me, you have to love my baby. He is my life. I am never happier than when I am cradling the little guy. He loves banannas. I'd prefer a man with experience with children, especially in the area of potty training. He seems to think his poop is a toy. He's so silly.
I want a man that makes gives me that special feeling. You know the one. Not the one when you have been sitting in a bar drinking beer all night and got stuck standing in line waiting to pee so long that your kidneys start to ache and you think you are going to leave a puddle on the floor. No, that feeling you get right after you have finally gotten rid of that salad you ate 3 days ago, but which, for whatever reason, you couldn't get rid of. That feeling where you feel 10 pounds lighter. In short, I want a man that makes me feel as good as I did when this picture was taken. Are you that man?
