I have nothing to say. I plead the 5th.
My blog is worth $65,486.64.
How much is your blog worth?
"Hey look out for that big spider on your shoulder!!!! No not that shoulder, the other one!!! Ah, forget it. It's gone."
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Labels: actual text, male, personal ad, spiders
posted by R. U. Serious | 9:05 PM
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I was going to post an ad, but instead I just have a simple observation:
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Labels: brunette, female, personal ad, tanning, weird
posted by R. U. Serious | 9:27 PM
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Is it just me, or that dog look really scared?| Technorati Tags: male personal ad dog scared beastiality Del.icio.us Tags: male personal ad dog scared beastiality | How Scary Is This Ad? |
Labels: beastiality, bestiality, dog, male, personal ad, scared
posted by R. U. Serious | 5:41 PM
I am a very self sufficient girl. I don't need a man to take care of me. As you can see, I don't even need you to pump my gas! Now, I don't know what is wrong with you guys. You must find a girl like me intimidating. All I keep getting is guys saying they want to show me their hose, or pump me. One guy said he'd love to fill my tank with premium, whatever that means. But whatever the problem is with you guys, I don't really care because, as you can tell, I am very self sufficient.
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Labels: brunette, female, gas, hose, lube, personal ad, pump
posted by R. U. Serious | 8:58 PM
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I have no problem showing what am all about. I make it a point to let you see what I have to offer. Sure, some people think it's odd to run around in Speedos all day long. And, yes, there are some restaraunts that I'm not allowed in. And of course I do have to deal with the effects of cold weather now and then (yeah, that can be embarassing). But I still want you to know what you are getting with me, whether we meet online or the grocery store.
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Labels: male, personal ad, shrinkage, speedo
posted by R. U. Serious | 2:11 PM
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Guys, look at this picture and pay very close attention. What do you see between my legs? Yes, that is a big log. In fact, it is a huge log. I like my wood BIG. Oh, and it's not balsa wood. I like hard wood. What am I looking for? BIG HARD WOOD! So, unless you have BIG HARD WOOD, don't waste my time.
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Labels: brunette, female, hard, log, lumber, personal ad, tree, wood
posted by R. U. Serious | 12:12 PM
OK, I want so bad to write an ad for this one, but I just can't. See, I can't decide if he is wearing a wig or not. I mean, either he is, in which case I need to explain him that men don't shop in wig stores, they wear toupees. Or he's not, which, well, is just too frightening to contemplate. Regardless, if George Michaels ever wants a new partner for a revamped WHAM!...
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Labels: bad hair, male, personal ad, toupee, wig
posted by R. U. Serious | 9:56 PM
What am I looking for in a man? Well, he needs to be the outdoors type. Specifically I need him to have a sharp knife and a strong back because he will have to gut whatever I decide to shoot and/or hit with my car. I don't have any problem killing it, but you have to clean it. I am a girl, after all.
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Labels: dead, female, hunter, killed, moose, personal ad
posted by R. U. Serious | 6:08 PM
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