I have nothing to say. I plead the 5th.
My blog is worth $65,486.64.
How much is your blog worth?
Let me first explain a few things to the guys:
posted by R. U. Serious | 12:11 PM
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Why are you women so cruel? Why can't I find an understanding woman! My dandruff is a medical condition. There is nothing I can do about it. I use medicated shampoos. I take supplements. I even tried shaving my head! But nothing works. Why can't I find a woman who can see past the flakes and discover the real me? It shouldn't be this hard for a guy with bad dandruff. I'm a nice guy! I love my family. I am loyal. Can't you ignore the flakes for just a while to see how wonderful I really am?
posted by R. U. Serious | 10:23 AM
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Odd... they don't look Chinese.
posted by R. U. Serious | 9:59 AM
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I find skin care is important. Personally I prefer to use natural products as much as possible. Sure, I have to use the lotion to keep my hands soft and to kind of assist me in obtaining the natural products, but other than that, I prefer the 'cream' that is applied to my body be 100% natural. It is hard getting enough to do my whole body every day, which is why I am here. I need more guys who can help me keep my skin looking so great. So, if you're interested drop me a line. Oh, and by the way, I'm not gay or anything, so don't try to go there. I just need to take care of myself, and this is the best way I've found.
posted by R. U. Serious | 1:03 PM
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I find skin care is important. Personally I prefer to use natural products as much as possible. Sure, I have to use the lotion to keep my hands soft and to kind of assist me in obtaining the natural products, but other than that, I prefer the 'cream' that is applied to my body be 100% natural. It is hard getting enough to do my whole body every day, which is why I am here. I need more guys who can help me keep my skin looking so great. So, if you're interested drop me a line. Oh, and by the way, I'm not gay or anything, so don't try to go there. I just need to take care of myself, and this is the best way I've found.
posted by R. U. Serious | 1:03 PM
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I hate to be a dick. (OK, no, I really don't mind it that much or I wouldn't have this site.) But I have to say, in response to your t-shirt, the answer is an emphatic HELL NO!
posted by R. U. Serious | 2:12 PM
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Hehe. I want a girl. You should go out with me. I wnat you to go out with me. We will have fun. Hehehe. Let's go out. C'mon. Let's go on a date. Hehe.
posted by R. U. Serious | 10:54 AM
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I really don't know what to say about this one. The ad says that this is an intersexed male hermaphrodite in the final stages of a sex change to become a woman. I am not really even sure how all those things go together in one person, but I guess they do. Regardless, I have to write something, so here goes:
posted by R. U. Serious | 9:26 AM
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"Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all gendersSaying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"
posted by R. U. Serious | 9:13 AM
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I don't want much from a guy. You need to be caring and considerate. You need to take good care of me and treat me right. He should pamper me and make me feel special. Oh, and he needs to be willing to give me his eternal soul so I can give it to The Dark Lord in a sacrifice.
posted by R. U. Serious | 10:33 AM
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Hi, I don't have a lot of pictures so I hope this one works for you. It was taken by my old girlfriend. She liked to duct tape me to a chair in my underwear, put tape on my nipples, beat me with a board, slash me with a razor and then put her cigarettes out on me and videotape and photograph the whole thing. But things just didn't work out. I just don't like dating smokers.
posted by R. U. Serious | 2:34 PM
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Hey guys, let me be your princess. I have the costume and everything! Of course some guys have looked at my ad and said; "She's like the Cleveland Browns. Good uniform, bad helmet." Others have said, "Why does it look like her face is too far to the left of her head?". One mean guy even asked me "Why would I want to date a chick who needs a shave more than I do?". But don't let that keep you from being my prince charming. I'll let down my hair and you can climb my "tower", if you catch my drift.
posted by R. U. Serious | 7:43 AM
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Actual excerpt from his ad:
posted by R. U. Serious | 11:21 AM
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As you can see, I love America. In fact, I love America so much that, if I could, I would walk around naked except for this flag. I actually tried that once, but I wandered in to a protest by mistake and the anti-war people hated me for being patriotic, and the pro-war people were pissed because I used the flag as clothing. Then some smart ass war protester decided to burn my flag, and some anti-war protester started kicking my ass for flag burning. Anyway, it wasn't a good day, so I'm going to wait to try that again until after the war is over.
posted by R. U. Serious | 10:01 AM
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I do what the giant head tells me to do. The giant head rules my life. He told me I need to bring him women. He says the best place to fine naive women is on the internet. So I am placing this ad so women will be drawn to the head. Come to the head. The head commands you!
posted by R. U. Serious | 10:34 PM
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I need a refined and cultured man. Most of the guys I meet just do not understand the finer things in life. For me, I like the theater. I like opera. And I love museums. I am not as much a fan of modern art as I am the more classical works. I can't tell you how I feel around great works of art. Especially sculptures of the human form. Michelangelo is such a master. And his nude women! Mmmm... nude marble women!
posted by R. U. Serious | 10:11 PM
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I'll admit, I am not totally comfortable meeting people. Part of it is the very sheltered upbringing I had. I also have always been very shy, so meeting people is far from easy. And don't even get me started on my hectic work schedule. That keeps me from getting out as much as I'd like. Then there is the fact that, since my job doesn't have any insurance, I had to treat myself after that car accident lest fall, and the only thing I have been able to use to keep my face attached to my head is all these rubber bands.
posted by R. U. Serious | 10:08 PM
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As you can see a lady like me was raised right. I get my sense of class and style from my mom, but I bet you figured that out. She taught me the basics, like accessorizing with faux fur and feathers. She told me a lady is never without a hat. And of course you can never have too much blush or eye shadow. Of course this means I have high standards in men, so if you don't like the finer things in life, such as Rascal Flats, Budweiser and Chevy, don't waste my time.
posted by R. U. Serious | 9:40 PM
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Me: Single successful guy with a sense for adventure and a low tolerance for alcohol.
posted by R. U. Serious | 10:01 PM
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Now, some of you wrote to us complaining about RoboTranny. Some said "she just doesn't look human". Others complained that she looked too slutty. Still others just said "UGH!". So we decided to have our research team try to get a robot that could pass for human, and at least make you think "Hey, he not only looks human, he makes a decent looking chick!". So tonight we introduce RoboTranny 2000. As you can see, the technological advancements are remarkable. And, as you can see, advanced battery technology allows her to run when she's not even plugged in. Now, again, I must remind you not to take any of your RoboTranny products in to the shower or tub with you, but other than that, you and RoboTranny 2000 are ready to roll.
posted by R. U. Serious | 9:21 PM
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posted by R. U. Serious | 11:32 PM
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Guys, listen to me. I have a bottle of rum and I swear that if you drink enough of it I am a dead ringer for Nichole Kidman.
posted by R. U. Serious | 9:15 PM
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