I wonder if he's a member of PETA

If you don't go out with me, the kitten gets it. Don't make me kill this little fucker. I don't want to, but I'll do it. I won't hesitate to snap his little neck if my mailbox doesn't fill up soon. Do you want that on your conscience?

I'm taking bets on whether or not this guy is a serial killer.

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I'm at a loss

Really... I don't even know what to say.

Maybe you have an idea.

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Fun with actual text 11/16/06

"I'm a cook. 20 years old. I enjoy the hip-hop scene. Sxfx sucks. country clubs suck. i dont believe in god im dumb and acording to all of you im ugly thank you and have a nice day."

Nothing attracts women as much as a confident man.

Show this guy some love, or something like that.

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Attack of the 60 Foot Personal Ad

I am looking for a man. I understand finding a man my size will not be possible, but you must be tall. I also expect you to be honest, considerate and generous. If you fail to meet any of my expectations, let there be no doubt that I will crush you!



All real men, please feel free to reply here.

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There's a place for us

I feel pretty

Oh so pretty

I feel pretty and witty and gay

And I pity

Anyone who isn't me today

tralalalala la la la lala

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Gag me with a spoon

Single young girl seeks single guy.

Favorite color: black

Favorite flower: stargazer lilies

Favorite band: Matchbox 20

Hobbies: reading, movies, eating huge meals and then making myself puke

Tell me... did you miss me?

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You wouldn't say shit if she was Betty Boop

All my friends have told me it's time for me to start dating real women. Frankly I am not sure what the big deal is. I mean, sure, my last girlfriend was kind of pale, and maybe wasn't as pretty as some of thewomen on this site. And, sure, her face was drawn on and whenever her mood changed I had to use some white-out and then draw the new expression. But, really, is that so fucking bad? Besides, it's not her fault I am not much of an artist!

Visit our animated discussion of this ad.

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Fun with actual text: 11/7/06

well i was going to get married in a few weeks but my ex woke up one moring and told me he dose not love me any more so im depressed and broken so thats all about me at this time.... tnx

On one hand, I applaud her honesty. I also do feel sorry for her. This story kind of sucks. But I really have to wonder what kind of guy she thinks will respond to an ad where she refers to herself as "depressed and broken". I can hear the creepy predator types typing their replies as we speak.

Creepy predators: apply here.

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At least he's wearing pants

Rather than make fun of the guy by posting a fake ad, or explaining why he looks incredibly dorky with that shirtless guitar playing pose and odd facial expression, I will instead point out that it makes you look pretty fucking pathetic if your personal ad shows you have pictures of women on your wall with the caption "All wet for you". In fact, I would point out that a more appropriate caption for this particular guy would be "You are all wet".

Guess what his other posters say.

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How many things can you find wrong in this picture?

For some reason I always seem to date twins. If you don't have a twin, don't let it discourage you. I don't have a thing for twins or anything. I usually intend to date just one guy, but when I get there there's always 2 of them! It's probably just a coincidence. Of course, it does annoy me when they start to talk in unison. What's up with these guys? And why do they always swear they don't even have a twin? He's RIGHT THERE!

Question, is there such a thing as cock-boobed, or is it only cock-eyed?

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I touch myself, I honestly do

Don't you wish you were here taking care of this for me? You know you do. It's hard having such strong sexual magnetism, but I do what I can. Unfortunately, even I have trouble keeping my hands off of me! I doubt you will be able to contain yourself, so for our first date maybe it's just best if I go ahead and reserve a hotel room.

Join the sing along.

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I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

I am looking for a nice guy. I am a wholesome, church going, God fearing woman, looking for the same in a man. In my spare time I enjoy quilting, feeding the homeless and attending Bible studies. My ideal man would be a minister, or perhaps a deacon in his church. So if you are the kind of clean-cut man I am looking for, drop me a line. Of course, don't expect me to kiss on a first date. I'm not easy.

If this ad gave you dirty thoughts, be sure to do your penance.

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