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Monday, March 31, 2008

Take me! I'm yours!

I used to be a picky guy. It started out with me only wanting ladies that were 10's. Then I got a little more realistinc and went for ladies that were 7's. I even tried switching to just ladies, and even "ladies".
Now I realize, I have to take what I can get. So, as you can see guys. I'm ready. I give up. I may not be gay, but if that's the only action I am going to get, so be it.

Just please be gentle. It's my first time. OK, maybe not my FIRST time...

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