Actual Text: July 19th Edition

Just moved to (edited to protedct the monkey fucker), loving life out there. Working hard, partying harder. I wouldn’t mind meeting a beautiful woman who is not a Pirate Hooker.



Frankly, I don't think you can put your pic on the net, on a personals site, which lists your location, while trying to protect your identity. Then again, I don't see what's so bad about a beautiful woman who just happens to be a pirate hooker.
(And the beastiality tag is a personal favorite. You'd be amazed how many of the people that come to Scary Personals from Google Image Search are searching for bestiality. I think it's second only to bukakke. And a shitload of people spell it wrong, so I have to use both spellings. Ya'll are some sick fucks who really should learn the right way to spell your perversion.)

More doggie love

I have to say I have met some great guys from my ad, but I just don't get why you are all so shy! I know they say that you shouldn't kiss on a first date, but I really don't mind. Heck, I'd take a third or fourth date kiss! Oh, and what does "kibble breath" mean?

Tell me what licks your lips in the forum.

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Where men are men and calves are scared

I'm just a good ol' boy, tryin' to have some fun. Daddy says I have to stay away from the livestock, so I need something else to do with my time. Could you be that something? Frankly I don't know why daddy has a problem with me being around the calves. I love them little suckers. I mean I REALLY love them. Sure they run away from me when I come close, but they're just playing hard to get. I know they really love me too.

If you have seen this man near farm animals, call the ASPCA or post the information here.

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OK, I have to ask?

Is it just me, or that dog look really scared?



OK, I didn't write an ad, but the picture... you can write an ad if you want.

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