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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

You too can be a part of Scary Personals

I am a simple girl and oh so innocent. I like to spend a lot of time in my bedroom just playing with my stuffed animals. I just looooooove my stuffed animals. And oh do they love me. They really love me. You have no idea how much they love me. In fact, I am really wondering if I'll be able to find a man who loves me as well as they do. Now if they weren't always so soft.

Thanks to the anonymous reader that sent this one in. I'd have never seen this without their help. And it truly deserves to be posted. Honestly... what the hell.

Labels: bikini, brunette, female, stuffed animal

Monday, July 28, 2008

Oh, and 2005...really?

Frankly, I don't get why I'm not getting more response to my ad. Here I am, an attractive blond in a freaking bikini, and all I get is people complaining because I can't spell Costa Rica and because I'm married. Why, exactly, does it matter that I can't spell? Jeez, I was drunk. Give it a rest!

Yeah, I'm taking pot shots at someone who's married but posts a personal ad "just looking for friends. Maybe that's because it's like going to a pig farm looking for a rabbi.

Labels: bikini, blond, costa rica, female, married, personal ad