Know what AW stands for?

You know, just because I like to flash a sign that simulated going down on another woman does not make me gay.

It's the fact I actually like going down on other women that makes me gay!


FYI, I only make this joke because her ad says she's straight. Any time a woman uses the whole lesbian tease thing to get attention I start to think she's maybe just a little desperate for attention.

Anyone know what kind of gun that is?

I am a slim attractive blond who, as you can see, has a fantastic body. I love the outdoors and want a man who feels the same way. I've got some tats, so if that's a turn-off, you had better just move on to the next girl. If you think you can handle me, and will treat me right, drop me a line. If we do go out and you do anything to hurt me, be aware I WILL blow your balls off.


I like girls, and I like guns. But, somehow, the idea of combining the two scares me.

Oh, and 2005...really?

Frankly, I don't get why I'm not getting more response to my ad. Here I am, an attractive blond in a freaking bikini, and all I get is people complaining because I can't spell Costa Rica and because I'm married. Why, exactly, does it matter that I can't spell? Jeez, I was drunk. Give it a rest!


Yeah, I'm taking pot shots at someone who's married but posts a personal ad "just looking for friends. Maybe that's because it's like going to a pig farm looking for a rabbi.

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I have to say I have met some great guys from my ad, but I just don't get why you are all so shy! I know they say that you shouldn't kiss on a first date, but I really don't mind. Heck, I'd take a third or fourth date kiss! Oh, and what does "kibble breath" mean?

Tell me what licks your lips in the forum.

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