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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Monday, September 08, 2008

Everybody needs a hobby

Basically I am up for anything. Whatever it will take to get you to go out with me, I'll do. Want me to pay for dinner? Done. Want to go to a movie? You got it. Want me to stand out in a field, put on a fake pregnancy belly, cover it with a vest made out of a garbage sack and let you glue saltines all over my face and body? No problem. What's it going to take to get a date? More importantly, what's it going to take to get a second date?

Personally I prefer Ritz Crackers.

Labels: crackers, male, personal ad, weird