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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Actual Text: July 26 Edition

love shoot pool and love have sex a lot play with my kids and my gf love me and i love by the way i love love

I think I'll let this one stand on it's own.

Labels: actual text, creepy, huh, male, personal ad, wtf

Monday, July 21, 2008

I am not a man to be taken lightly

Ladies, I have 2 things to say. First, I am once again available. Yes, that's right, I am on the market. So your chance has come.

Second, and pay very close attention to this. If you break my heart I WILL make your head vanish. I'm serious. I can do it. See these two? We were supposed to meet for drinks and they didn't show up. Now they know better. As you can see, they are very prompt when we have an appointment now. So, I suggest you think very carefully about how you treat me. You wouldn't want this to happen to you.

This one seriously does scare me. I mean, the whole face thing is one thing (it's called cropping people) but that expression kind of reminds me of that kid from the old Twilight Zone that sent people that pissed him off "to the corn".

Labels: creepy, male, personal ad, photoshop, vanishing