What's up with those pants?

I had a girlfriend, but she broke up with me. I was pretty sad. She used to have a dog. She doesn't have a dog anymore. I'm not so sad anymore either. I'm sure that's just a coincidence. So, you want to go out with me? Do you have a dog?


It was just too easy.

I wonder if she used a gun or her bare hands

I need a man capable of carrying a full sized moose. See, I can kill the damn things, but they sure are heavy. I have probably killed 50 of them, but then the best I can do is climb on it's back and have my picture taken. I do usually cut the head off so I can mount the antlers on my wall, but I really want the whole moose for once. And don't tell me to get a 4-wheeler. A lady doesn't go around riding something like that, and I am a lady.


You know, I am not opposed to hunting, but is it me or is she wearing the same kind of gloves you'd wear to wash the dishes?

Marty Moose... Marty Moose

What am I looking for in a man? Well, he needs to be the outdoors type. Specifically I need him to have a sharp knife and a strong back because he will have to gut whatever I decide to shoot and/or hit with my car. I don't have any problem killing it, but you have to clean it. I am a girl, after all.

Make fun of her gloves in the forum.

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