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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Actual text: July 6 edition

I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?

OK, I am not going to comment on how most women I know wouldn't be turned on by a guy who like to kill baby deer. I won't even make the obvious hot dog joke. But I will ask a simple question:

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

(Yes, I know it's just a dumb quote from the Simpsons)

Labels: bald, deer, male, personal ad, wtf